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my mother ladies and gentlemen [21 Feb 2007|02:51pm]

on my birthday-->
susan: caitlin, I would just like to tell you that you look very pretty today.
mom: hhahahaha.




at lunch-->
me: mom, I told you we could just split it, i never finish what i order. I just don't eat anymore.
mom: ohhh god. your not anorexic are you? i can't deal with that right now.


later at lunch--->
me: oh mom, some civil rights group from texas keeps calling for you, they said your support them or something?
mom: (obviously annoyed) i don't support any civil rights!


and they say i'm a bitch.


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how i know i'm related to my grandma [25 Dec 2006|09:52pm]
[ mood | content ]

within 15 minutes of seeing her:

me: oh, uncle brad, i was going to apply yo UCLA, but the deadline passed....bummer

grandma: you don't actually entertain hopes of getting into UCLA? 

me: oh.....well, i didn't apply, so its not really an issue.....

grandma: but you actually think you would get in? no no...



my grandma goes to my cousins 3rd grade class for the day in which she sits next to a 60 year old man with a 9 year old son
grandma: so hows that viagra? it must be working pretty well..

at breakfast this morning:
my mom: yeah i like having so many siblings
grandma: well good thing i didn't believe in abortions.


how i know i'm related to my mother:

we're all sitting in the living room on a sunday morning (you can see into my living room from outside)

mom: (hits the floor violently and starts crawling) OH CRAP GET DOWN!! 

my sister and i: what??

mom: the jehovahs witnesses are coming!!

in which my sister and i immediately hit the floor. 



also merry christmas!

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[16 Sep 2006|07:17pm]
go ahead have white pride. everyones entitled to their own opinion even if i don't agree with it. but OH MY GOD. 

okay. i try really hard to not hate people for having different opinions from me. i do. because i figure that no one can really decide whats right vs whats wrong, its just something you have to decide for yourself.

BUT THESE BITCHES ARE WRONG

In the "Primetime" interview, Lynx who was 13 at the time, says she and her sister were "proud of being white."

"We want our people to stay white," she says. "We don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race."

serisously, the first time i've ever felt personally insulted in my life. 

i just thought i would share.

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/town-tells-white-separatist-singers-no/20060916170009990001

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[06 Aug 2006|06:58am]
[ mood | cranky ]

why is sweden the best country in the world? 


i don't think i could have imagined a better trip (so far. the second part has started a bit rocky. but all will be fine)

skor! 

ps. all they play here is nelly furtado.

pps. i'm not in europe and on livejournal. we are in the airport. we got here at 6 am. our flight. is at....12. nothing else to do. 

ppps. there are a lot of asians here. huh.

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[10 Jul 2006|07:02pm]
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february 17 [07 Jul 2006|03:22pm]
i have the same birthday as. janice dickinson. larry the cable guy. michael jordan. lou diamond phillips. denise richards. and. paris hilton. 

i like to think we all have something in common.
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[22 Jun 2006|10:57pm]
[ mood | cranky ]

what a shitty night.
 
40 bucks and five hours so i could take 30 balls in the cages.

 

whackkkk

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[03 Jun 2006|12:21pm]
[ mood | content ]


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[09 May 2006|05:49pm]
[ mood | cranky ]

CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD. NO EXPLANATIONS.

1. Yourself: awesome
2. Your Lover: sike
3. Your Hair: whack
4. Your Mother: non-mother
5. Your Father: dork
6. Your Favorite Item: bear
7. Your Dream Last Night: none
8. Your Favorite Drink: coke
9. Your Dream Home: big
10. The Room You Are In: messy
11. Your Pet: massive
12. Who You Are Now: confident
13. Who You Want To Be In Ten Years: independent
15. What You Don't Wanna Be: sad
16. Your Best Friend: four
17. One of Your Wish List Items: vacation
18. Your Gender: gurrrl
19. The Last Thing You Did: procrastinate
20. What You Are Wearing: sball
21. Your Favorite Weather: warm
22. Your Favorite Book: iamthecheese
23. The Last Thing You Ate: sandwich
24. Your Life: good
25. Your Mood: frustrated
26. Your Favorite Store: target
27. Your Favorite Sport: softball
28. Favorite Memory: summer
29. Who Do You Miss Right Now: many
30: Who Did You Get This Survey From: clairestein

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[03 May 2006|10:22pm]
[ mood | that bitch stepped on me ]

if you could drop out of school right now and pursue a career. any career. what would it be?

(and this is why if we all didn't go to school and just did what we loved the world would be a happier place)

(except that is the least logical plan there could ever be. but we'll just pretend)

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[19 Mar 2006|02:06pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

on friday i went to bed at 9.
on saturday i went to bed at 10:30.
right now i'm wearing two pairs of sweatpants. a long sleeve shirt. and a sweathirt. and am freezing.
also. i've used about 7 billion tissues this weekend. and 6 pounds of airborne.
i just thought i would share.

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[25 Feb 2006|10:25am]
[ mood | content ]

pictures!Collapse )

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[15 Feb 2006|05:16pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

so this week has been pretty sucky. but it'll get better nah mean.

friday i take my drivers test and am super nervous. and then a mere 6 hours later hop on a plane to california which i have somehow convinced myself will crash. in between that, i'm taking a trig test. so if i do die, at least i have my trig test out of the way.

the highlight of my week though unfortunately consisted of going to the dentist. i not only have no cavities. they also think they won't have to take out my wisdom teeth, and if they do, i only have 2 not four. no braces. no retainers. no painful oral surgery. good deal.

also. i just discovered the best kelly clarkson song. ever. walk away. find it. listen to it. its awesome.

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[02 Feb 2006|10:24pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

it figures i would fall in love with a guy from beauty and the geek.

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the only one worth posting right now [16 Jan 2006|12:47pm]

Jessie: i'm going to give it to you molly!!!!

 

Molly: uh, i'd be giving it to you, duh.

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the city [14 Jan 2006|05:03pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

a few from the cityCollapse )

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happy new years [01 Jan 2006|01:55pm]
[ mood | content ]

 

new years '06 !Collapse )

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changing my screen name [20 Dec 2005|09:59pm]
[ mood | cold ]

i'm changing my screen name. opinions are needed.

choice one: "c lam" the one i'm leaning towards. cause it can be clam, or it can be j lo status and be c lam (my middle name is lam, and the first letter of my first name is c)

choice two: "lam13" not so much. but i thought i'd put it out there. the 13 will look like a B tho, so it would basicly spell lamB, the idea of numbers making letters fascinates me

choice three: "frankie say relax" another friends inspired one. its from a song from the 80's which i don't actually like, but i just like the name.

choice four: "all is fair" a little to....emo i guess. not really emo. but i still kind of like it.

for now i think it'll be c lam but i want to hear what ya'll got to say

also i think i decided i want to go to university of texas in austin. this will change in a week. but to be honest, if i could play sball, i would be dead set.

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[17 Dec 2005|07:00pm]
[ mood | calm ]

hell yeah we're super cuteCollapse )

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[10 Dec 2005|12:30am]
[ mood | distressed ]

i'm kind of mad at myself because i was supposed to go sledding today at 3:30 with the most awesome people in the world. then i fell asleep at 2, and didn't get up until 4. then fell back asleep until 5. its my dads fault really. he felt it was necessary that i drive in the snow at 7 this morning.


and i did nothing productive today but run and shower. and watch two hours of friends. i think i need to stop watching it. so i have to do all my homework tommorow too!

not my smartest move. especially cause my social life is already majorly cramped. and to top it all off, i sleep through it.

but i did have a family dinner and early christmas celebration which was fun.

how was everyone elses snow day? give me the deets.

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